contrary to what you might hear from my dad, or my sister mona (she's such a snitch), i have been very, very, very good this year and have hardly destroyed anything, so this* is what i would like you to bring me for xmas this year:
yes, i will only use it once, and thereafter studiously ignore it as if it didn't exist, but hey- i deserve it.
richard the cat
ps- bring two- my daddy forgot my birthday.
pps- NO substitutions please- i will know if my dad draws on a cardboard box with marker, and then someone will pay.
ppps- include the chihuahua, but make it a live one- i need a new playtoy...
*white webb intaglio