





maison21 is thinking of using this faux leather rubber flooring, from robin reigi, in a client's entry. rugs, even of the outdoor variety, are out of the question due to a uncooperative family member with four legs and tail, but the current black and white ceramic tile has gotta go! m21 needs something with a bit of sound absorbing quality, and a softer feel, so stone or wood are out as well...
you need to fill out the GREEN customs form, not the white.maison21's head was about to explode after that exchange, and that's why he was so shocked to discover on the same visit this nifty FREE recycling program for small electronics, offered by the united states postal service! how can a bureaucracy be that inept, yet come up with such a good idea? little plastic postage-paid envelopes for you to mail back your old broken or outdated cellphones, ipods and other small electronics for recycling. completely easy and completely free- what a great solution to those old cellphones squirreled away because you didn't know what the heck to do with them! maison21 can't be the only one with a junk drawer full of outdated technology, can he? currently the program is offered only in l.a., washington d.c., chicago and san diego, but will hopefully soon be expanded nationwide.
but the sign says tracking is only available with the white customs form, and i'd like tracking on this package.
if you need tracking then you need to send it global express mail, not global priority mail. we don't offer tracking with global priority mail- not with the green form OR the white form.
ok, let's send it global express, then.
i can't do that sir, it's in a global priority box.
ok, then let's put it in a global express box.
we don't have any global express boxes that will fit your global priority box. you would have to repack your item in order to send it global express mail.
so i'd have go home, repack the damn thing and come back to wait in line for another half hour?
i'm afraid so, sir, if you want to send it global express mail.
but i don't want to send it global express mail! i just want tracking! the sign says "if you wish your package to be tracked, please fill out the white customs form" it says NOTHING about express or priority or whatever!
regardless of what the sign says, we only offer tracking with global express, sir.
fine- just mail it as is! no tracking!
then i'll need you to step out of line while you fill out the green form. next customer in line, please!

m21 had driven past the house 849 building scores of times while zipping from one consignment shop to the next, and he had always studiously ignored it. he saw the large scale stainless steel sculptures out front and assumed it was one of those resort town art galleries- you know stores that fancy themselves "galleries", and sell over-priced "art" to over-privileged tourists with more cash than taste. well, this just goes to show that you can't judge a book by it's cover, or a store by the sculpture out front, because the minute he crossed the threshold into house 849 and saw the ginormous cascading crystal chandelier hung over a table piled with buffalo horn obelisks, well, maison21 knew this was a store for him!
his initial shock and awe grew, rather than faded, as maison21 explored the mammoth store- it is truly a modern day version of ali baba's cave- treasure stacked upon treasure, as far as the eye can see! literally, room after room, all bursting with pretty things.
the owners have amassed a stockpile of antique, vintage and brand new pieces in a variety of styles- styles so diverse that there should be no way they can meld together, but somehow house 849 has made it all work...
look at the above picture with the pair of super glammy 1970's lucite lamps on top of a dark wood antique italian commode. then check out the 4 foot porcelain greyhounds peeking behind it, who flank a giant concrete grecian statue. all this in front of silver-leaf chinoiserie wallpaper screen, which in turn is in front of a wall of antique paintings. this mish-mash of over-abundance shouldn't look good at all, but it does...
maison21 fell for these black lacquer klismos chairs- and the black lacquer deco console behind the chair and the cast aluminum grape vine candelabras on the console, and on and on...
this polished steel mirror with a horn frame is spectacular...
a pair of chic parchment chests- maison21 doesn't know if they are vintage pieces, or newly made reproductions, and he doesn't care. he just wants them...
m21's favorite items were probably these vintage phyllis morris-esque gilt and carved stools, which house 849 has updated by covering them with antelope hide- from gaudy to fabulous with one simple animal hide! (of course, it helps if you don't think of bambi while looking at them- cruella de maison21 wants a pair anyway. sorry, bambi). oh yeah- loving the lacquered goatskin console the stool is perched under, too!
this giant porcelain tiger is part of a pair- maison21 LOVES them (the pair- flanking an entry? perfect!). he also thinks they would be ideal for his good friend anonymous' home! we know how anonymous loves an animal figurine! should maison21 place them on hold for you, anon?
last photo- this is just one room in the store, of which there are many- 8 rooms? 10 rooms?- all overflowing with finds. much too much muchness! really, house 849 is rather overwhelming, but then, maison21 lives to be overwhelmed by fabulousness, and can't wait for a return visit on his next trip to the desert!
talk about a tough choice! stylistically, these lamps are equals in maison21's eyes- both are modern and chic, but there are essential differences between the two candidates: the lucite pair (attributed to dorothy thorpe and hereafter known as clear and classy) would be a radical departure from lamps m21 has had on his credenza in the past, and he is quite seduced by their sexy lines and flashy good looks. the brass pair on the other hand (henceforth to be known as bold and brassy), is very similar to lamps m21 has had on his credenza in the past. still, they are a bold and confident transitional design, and while maybe not as sexy as clear and classy, they are solid and upright, yet still make a fab design statement.
so- after viewing the results, do you think maison21 made the right choice? or is this a disastrous error in judgement- kind of like
thanks to recent posts by 3 of his must-read fellow bloggers: habitually chic, mrs. blandings and patricia gray, maison21 has rediscovered his love of yellow, so he's doing the living room of one of his current projects with framed hand-painted yellow silk chinoiserie wall panel accents (on dove-gray walls) and lots of yellow and white furniture and accessories (the electric yellow chairs from his last post are for the same room). the project is still taking shape and far from finished, but we will definitely post pictures when we're done (early summer 08, we hope- if the design gods are with us).
amongst m21's purchases was this fab pair of vintage modern lounge chairs, scored for one of his client's homes. loving the original bright yellow fabric, and the chic 1950's italian feel of the styling...
maison21 needs to go to bed now, as he is wiped out, but he'll be updating you with more of his palm springs finds later in the week.




now a hint or two for purchasing vintage furniture on ebay:




