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20 April 2009

the good, the bad, the ugly and the downright creepy (king of pop week at m21!)

as you all might know, maison21 spent a couple hours last week perusing the the contents of michael jackson's neverland estate. the auction, scheduled for this week but unfortunately auction was canceled. we still don't understand WHY it was called off- we know MJ sued to stop it, but it sure looked to us as if he must have been cooperating with the auction house at some point. oh well, another bizarre twist in his bizarre story.

the location couldn't have been more fitting for the event- an abandoned robinson's-may department store, awaiting demolition to be turned into luxury condos and a boutique hotel (you, know, 'cuz we rully need more of those). the sense of dilapidation and decay- weed and pothole filled parking lot, leading to a rundown courtyard filled with the massive collection of life sized bronze "children playing" statues- set the tone for what might have been billed as the creepiest garage sale of all time. we don't know if it was just our preconceptions going into the exhibit or not, but the smell of remorse, mental illness and moral decay was almost palpable. we felt like DSM manuals, not auction catalogs should be offered for sale upon entry! the actual 5 catalog boxed set was for sale on site- for 200 bucks, twice the price it was before the auction was canceled! (not that we really wanted a set anymore after actually viewing the estate's contents- yuck).

we took hundreds of pictures- literally- and have whittled them down to about 50 (the abysmal splendor of it all made the cuts difficult ;-). we're unsure how to separate them into individual posts either, so we've kind of randomly divided them into the "the good","the bad", "the ugly" and "the downright creepy". no easy task to categorize, as while it was easy to select the good (not so much of that), so much of the rest combined "bad, ugly and creepy" all into one sick package, so just roll with us on our justifications, k?
first of all, let's get "the good" out of the way- by far the best thing was the graphic design of the exhibition- lots of crisp black and gold graphics with giant back-lit scrims, emblazoned with photos of MJ in his prime. the central area of the exhibit was near pitch black, with spotlit memorabilia and a blasting jumbo screen of MJ video clips. it served as an effective reminder of why the "king of pop" (oy) ever deserved the public's attention to begin with. at one point, before he devolved into a creepy celebrity caricature, he was an incredibly charismatic performer, and the early music still stands up- we've been humming past hits ever since (we've always wondered though, if the quality of the his late 70's- early 80's music owed more to quincy jones than to michael himself).above, one of the well-designed backdrops, and also an illustration of how hard it is to categorize any of our photos, as in front of the backdrop sits the worlds largest franklin mint dungeons and dragons chess set. that set pretty much underscores the running theme of the exhibit- bad taste & too much money, combined with ego run amok. we can't imagine how much the gaudy monstrosity cost, and why anyone would feel the need to spend so much $$$ on something so not well done...
more scrims, and of course the glove. love it or hate it, it is an icon of pop culture. now here's where things get a little easier- picking out the the two or three things we actually liked from the crazy mish-mosh of MJ's possessions. you know we wanted to bid on this gilt rooster, and if it had sold at it's pre-auction estimate of $100-$200, we would have been thrilled to get it (though it's a bit gaudier in person then we had hoped- surprise, surprise!). and who doesn't like a 1970's ram's head table? maison21 has sold a few over the years himself (scary though, to think our taste and MJ's have anything in common).
MJ rams:
m21 rams:

one of the striking things about the exhibit is all the larger than life paintings of MJ. some appear to be amateur fan tributes, but lot were obviously commissioned. this black and white number reminds us of a longo, so graphically it's kinda cool. still, who wants a 6 foot portrait of themselves hanging in their home? such ego and hubris- an unchecked grandiosity/narcissistic complex, to be sure (told ya a DSM would be handy).
last we liked this pair of empire style etageres- gaudy, yes but pretty dramatic too, and in the right space, they could rock. we're quite sure that neverland was not that right space and you will be too when post our next installment of "king of pop week", "the bad", featuring some incredibly fugly furnishings. check back tomorrow!

18 April 2009

how i wish i was in NYC...

to see this exhibit. check the NY times audio slideshow on picasso's "mosqueteros" at the gagosian. thru june 6th.

17 April 2009

not even close... (domino magazine requiem #20,317)

we will now be officially receiving vanity fair in our mailbox until february, 2013. it's not even a good consolation prize, really- not even close. but m21 needs to look on the bright side- it could have been AD until 2015! (not that we expect that particular title to last that long either, with ad pages down 50%, according to the huffington post. the fact that the aging AD demographic is rapidly leaving this mortal coil doesn't help it's chances either- so curious as to why conde nast chose to invest in their past, not future with the decision to ax domino and spare AD. maybe they don't expect to be around long enough to turn a future profit. who knows).

sometimes life ain't fair. waahhhhhhh.

speaking of magazines, our new edition of traditional home arrived today, and was less then spectacular (what do we think of that zarin aprtment- hot mess or hot-ness?). sad too, 'cause TH was in the running to become one of our new favorites (m21 feels slightly queasy admitting to liking anything labeled "traditional" but until this issue, they had really kicked up their game a notch. hopefully, just a glitch as normally it's fab. y'all should subscribe if you don't already).

so house beautiful, it's all about YOU now. we need to make a sacrifice to the design gods to keep you published! maybe burn some "imperial trellis" remnants in a blanc de chine cache pot on the next full moon...

happy trash!

no we're not referring to a good-natured trailer park inhabitant with the "happy trash" remark (nor any member of our own less than royal peerage family). we're talkin' about these taxicab yellow special edition trashcans & accessories from vipp. nothing makes us happier then a jolt of bright refreshing yellow in the home, so next time we have a few extra benjamins in our hands (they ain't cheap), we might dump them on one of these chic and well made trash bins from vipp (design nearly unchanged since 1939). that bright n' cheery yellow on our black and white kitchen floors will look just smashing, and though we prefer to have trash receptacles hidden, in our 1920's kitchen there just ain't room- so might as well turn an eyesore into a happy highlight!

happy trash!

16 April 2009

so damn freaky, i'm super freakin' out...

m21 attended the exhibition of the contents of neverland yesterday, and has two words: super freaky (with apologies to super freak rick james for paraphrasing his deep and meaningful lyrics in my post title). more super-freakiness later as our plate is full today. plus we took far too many photos of the treasures, so we'll need a while to digest and edit them.

super freaky number 2- one of the reasons we have to time to post today is we are on our way to the hospital for minor procedure to relieve the pain of the pinched discs in our neck. it involves a long needle injecting things directly into our spinal column, so we are super-freaking out about that as well.. (it's a called a cervical epidural, and though it sounds pregnancy related, it's not- m21 is well past his child-bearing years. ;-) and yes, we know, women have epidurals all the time during childbirth, so no big whoop. we also know that women handle this kind of thing with far more bravery then men, so it is indeed a big whoop for this big sissy. this is our second one and we are still freaked out by it).
image grabbed from jaslok hospital pain management.