so maison21 recently came into an unexpected inheritance! via the following email:
THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of £10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.
We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.
Please contact me via my private email: so that we can get this done immediately.
Please send the details and call me to discuss more.
102 Donegal Place
Telephone +44-70457 59907
Fax number +44-700-5976560
yippee! maison21 gots all the monies now- he can finally pay his amex bill!
seriously, do they think anyone will ever respond to this bullsh*t? maison21 is quite over this crap. he doesn't want his "inheritance", nor does he wish to "grow his member" or buy an "officine replica watch".
just stop the spam already, ok? nobody is stupid enough to answer back, so what's the point?
(image from tracy o., via flickr)